Everything You Know Is Wrong

With the news that the kitty who is the face of Hello Kitty is not, actually, a kitty at all, someone had to come up with this illustration (and many thanks to whomever did; thanks also to Lauryn)!

In case you haven't heard, she's actually a little British girl who lives with her parents, George and Martha (I thought they were hippopotami ... or, at the very least, the first First Couple), and twin sister in London. Go figure (the comments following this story are worth the price of admission): http://www.themarysue.com/hello-kitty-not-a-cat/