Here's something new, at least for me: ads on that paper cover that's sometimes put over wire hangers. This one is titled "Dry Cleaner's Chronicle," and it is apparently the "Santa Monica Edition, July 2012." It's for a "holistic spa" and includes a promo code for 18% off. There's also a recipe on there for a "Master Cleanse Drink, aka: Beyonce Knowles Diet." Wanna know what it is? OK:
10 oz filtered water
2T organic lemon juice
2 T organic maple syrup
1/10 t ground cayenne pepper
Mix ingredients well. The copy goes on to say "This detoxification drink has some amazing benefits such as weight loss, improving skin complexion, and increasing energy." ... (Of course, I can't let that go by without noting that those last two benefits should read "improved skin complexion, and increased [or, simply, "greater"] energy.")
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