And You Think YOU Have Troubles ...

FunnyZ's viral rap on First-World Problems (video): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2p5svFJ9cQ&feature=player_embedded . Some of my favorites he didn't mention (from http://www.reddit.com/r/firstworldproblems/ ):

• My mom deleted her Facebook so now I have no idea when her birthday is.
• The handrail on the escalator was slightly faster then (sic) the stairs so I had to keep adjusting my hand.
• My diamond earring posts were poking me so I had to change positions while watching Jeopardy.
• I ate too much pizza and now I feel sick, but there is more pizza left! What do I do?
• I noticed my $1500 LED flat-screen TV has a broken pixel in the lower right corner. I can't watch TV anymore without it distracting me.