The Short Version

Thank you, mental_floss! "'Abridged Classics' feature mini-drawings of great novels like War and Peace, Crime and Punishment, and Wuthering Heights. Their captions provide plot summaries that read like sarcastic two- or three-line book reports—you know, the kind your high school English teacher likely wouldn't appreciate, but the rest of the class would find funny": http://www.mentalfloss.com/article/77652/these-comics-provide-hilariously-abridged-summaries-classic-novels